To the Tune of

King of the Road.

Children for sale or rent

No room... they can live in tents

They cry, they whine, all day

Who wants to try and play?

Ah, a few hours of peace I pray

I going to get none today.

I'm a mom of the edge of losing

MY SANITY.

Can't share, who's to blame

Destination.... I'm insane.

They change their clothes and their shoes

About 1000 times til I'm blue.

They fight like a pack of sankes

there's only so much I can take

I'm a mom on the edge of losing

MY SANITY!

They know every little trick there is in the book

One screams No!

and the other gives me the look.

Please help save my sanity

and take these kids away from me.

I'm a Mom on the edge of losing

My SANITY!!